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Screw, Marry, Dump
Apr. 3rd, 2009 03:33 pmI have been given the names of female Firefly characters and now have to decide which of them shall receive the above fates. Comment and I shall choose 3 people for you. I shall assume heterosexuality unless you say so - and you might want to consider this an opportunity to explore your options.
The trouble with all the options is that I would be happy with any of them... certainly wouldn't dump any of them. So, I suppose its two screw and one marry...
Inara
If any were to be dumped then it would be her (by a close margin) but mainly because she is too refined. I definitely would screw her, though, if only to see how much tantric stuff she knows :) I would, however, be scared of breaking her as I did so. It would be like taking a delicate porcelin doll and smashing its head against a stack of porn mags which is an image I am aware is disturbing (beleive me, it disturbs me too...)
Zoe
'You ever made it with a warrior woman?' I do have a lot of resonance with Wash's classic line from the series... though she may be a little too grim for a long term relationship with me. With my grim moodiness it would not work out, we'd end up fighting all the time and, with that army training, she'd win everytime. So definitely screw but not Marry. I'd always be scared of the shotgun hidden under the bed, anyway... Still, there is a lot you can do with well toned legs. Not a lot 'up top' though...
Kayleigh
Definitely Marry. She's cheery, has a very nice body (in the series, anyway, she does get all skinny in the film) and has a number of important job skills. Plus, she has a dirty mind... and there is a lot you can do with a dirty mind (like make it dirtier...). And why is it that boilersuits, once the epitome of butch lesbian coture, can look so damn sexy?
The trouble with all the options is that I would be happy with any of them... certainly wouldn't dump any of them. So, I suppose its two screw and one marry...
Inara
If any were to be dumped then it would be her (by a close margin) but mainly because she is too refined. I definitely would screw her, though, if only to see how much tantric stuff she knows :) I would, however, be scared of breaking her as I did so. It would be like taking a delicate porcelin doll and smashing its head against a stack of porn mags which is an image I am aware is disturbing (beleive me, it disturbs me too...)
Zoe
'You ever made it with a warrior woman?' I do have a lot of resonance with Wash's classic line from the series... though she may be a little too grim for a long term relationship with me. With my grim moodiness it would not work out, we'd end up fighting all the time and, with that army training, she'd win everytime. So definitely screw but not Marry. I'd always be scared of the shotgun hidden under the bed, anyway... Still, there is a lot you can do with well toned legs. Not a lot 'up top' though...
Kayleigh
Definitely Marry. She's cheery, has a very nice body (in the series, anyway, she does get all skinny in the film) and has a number of important job skills. Plus, she has a dirty mind... and there is a lot you can do with a dirty mind (like make it dirtier...). And why is it that boilersuits, once the epitome of butch lesbian coture, can look so damn sexy?
